Think Same
Boy, just wait till I show this to those Apple fanboys at my office. If Apple’s so great, how come they can’t make anything this awesome?
Randy and Franco and Mark and those guys are always going on about how everything Apple makes is so awesome they want to make slow, sweet, passionate love to the entire company. Yet somehow, a no-name outfit like Visual Land has managed to create an insanely great portable media player like the V-Touch all by themselves, without a hint of inspiration from the Cupertino mafia.
Check it out: the color touchscreen controls the MP3 player, picture viewer, e-book reader, and video player. The built-in 2.0 megapixel camera also works as a webcam and it shoots video. It also packs an FM receiver, voice recorder, and built-in speaker into its totally original and unique chassis. Combined with the SSB-10 In-Ear Headphones, the V-Touch delivers a multimedia experience that Jobs & co. just can’t hang with.
I guess it happens to the best of them. These companies have one or two good ideas, then they sit back and coast. Eventually, they settle into a sclerotic self-parody, unable to keep up with the imitators they once disdained. It’s kind of like the late Roman Empire, or the novels of Kurt Vonnegut. Stand down, Apple – it’s Visual Land’s turn in the throne.
What? What are you talking about? “iPod Touch”? Never heard of it. Did you just make that up?
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